Picture yourself driving down the road in your plush, leather interior SUV bouncing to the loud, booming music with your best friends, when you see THE SIGN. The big, flourescent yellow billboard that stands out at you from a mile away. Wow, "New Diamond Shreddies"! Shreddies have always been such a scrumptious and nutritious breakfast, why not try them?
Do not become tangled in Shreddies discreet web of lies. "Diamond Shreddies" are in fact a conspiracy. After first viewing this convincing sign, I began to deeply ponder the concept. Following a few moments of intense thought, my mind raged to a conclusion. For all of the mindless people in the world, here is the much needed truth: Shreddies rotated their old, boring "square" shreddies 45 degrees to try to sell this "new", amazing product. How stupid does Post think we all are? Is this what the human race is truly coming to?
Do not buy "Diamond Shreddies" and support this nonsense. And if in fact it is too late and you have already purchased a box, I suggest you phone the Shreddies hotline and post a complaint that you indeed found 5 square shreddies in the box and would like a full refund.
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